BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
get away from me
(via muntcuncher)
LOL
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
who the fuck americanised my spelling of “mum” u lil shit i’m australian i don’t want your eagle freedom i have drop bears and boxing kangaroos u wanna go m8
(via muntcuncher)
Dont know how to make peace with this situation.
Its close to that time of the month. I need to get my phone fixed still. Asked the ex to do it a while ago. He was unwilling to compromise or help me out. piece of shit. He finally said he could do something about it. But i’m not going to deal with his lying cheating bullshit. I’m not fucking stupid. You were dating your roommate while you were dating me. It was totally fucking obvious, your a low life cheat. You broke up with me after I called you out for being with your “roommate” all the time. and your “breakup” with me was so fucking rehearsed and so forced, that I could barely stand to listen to it. So many red flags that I just chose to ignore. I’m more mad that you lied to my face than anything. worthless fuck. Its not like its the first time you’ve ever done this to someone either. its a pattern for you and its pathetic. You wont even own up to it.
If You could give me a full blown, heart felt, honest, true apology. And own up to your actions and take responsibility for them, and admit it to my face. I would at least have some sort of peace knowing I was right the whole fucking time. Its unfortunate for me that this situation still brings me so much grief. and that It still upsets me and disrupts so much of my life. It gives me such an incredibly terrible feeling about myself, I cant even put it into words. I hope karma bites you in the ass, because you are nothing short of a terrible human being.
